The Gaudyspuds Blog

Hey everyone, I’ve already been flooded with 1 comment! Wow, it’s already becoming popular. I’ll try to add a little humor, since my last post with so serious. Grrr, I’m a… serious tiger…

So maybe you’re thinking that my life might just be all bland, just because I know more than you about computer technology than some. Well, that’s untrue! Gosh, how could you be so rude. I am deeply offended by that, how could you say such a thing? Let me tell you something, would you call Speed Racer stupid for talking to another bland villain… who looks the same as the rest? No, you wouldn’t think he was stupid for doing that, you would cheer for another episode. It’s the same with me, when I seem nice and mature, my life is wild and crazy. But, as my old, now nursing-home aged teachers used to say, “You kids better show, not tell, or I’ll haunt you from my grave.” Seriously, so let me try to show you, with words, as I normally would.

I do like to say that I am self-conscious. So, when puberty hit, I was hit with a creature growing on my face. In between my eyebrows. It did become pretty noticable, and after a year or so, I was finally able to get my hands on some… over-the-counter products. Oh yeah, scary.

Once I took it out of the bag, I knew it should do the trick. Man, this stuff was heavy duty, defiantly able to fix my extra hair problem. Larger than my palm, and stickier than a sticky dingleberry (something I heard one day when walking from school). Though, maybe it worked too well. It felt like ripping off tape from your little fuzz mustache (I also did shave off that the same day, just for the ladies.) At the most, I got about 50 hairs yanked off in 1 pull with that bad boy. I should enter that in “The Worlds Strongest Man” contest, I’d win undoubtedly.

Anyway, it was the aftermath that hurt the most. For at least a day, I felt a little burning “sensation” on my unibrow section. Then, it became bright red and cracked. Finally, after about a week, and after explaining what happened about 5 times, it became normal again, along with about 10 hairs spurting out.

Maybe this all happened because I used the body wax instead of the facial?

There, I proved it, my life isn’t all that boring. And I’ll tell you more, later. This is the Gaudyspuds Blog, saying good “5:28 Eve” everybody!

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